Tag Archives: Paris

#France back to the Stones Age w. the Yellow Vests ? #GiletsJaunes

Too bad the French can’t (and never could) understand English (neither the Brits), otherwise it would not have taken them 50 years to decide to try and abolish the privileges that they believed gone for more than two centuries, and evils no healthy, even French, brains can have sympathy for …

Sous les Stones, la plage ?

Renaud Favier – December 10th, 2018

Elon, please come back from Paris

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Credit : Twitter

Elon Musk loves city of romantic dream(er)s Paris, and Paris loves man of dreams Elon Musk …

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Credit : Web

But real life is no place for romantic dream(er)s …

Elon, please come back to earth …

Starman Tesla to Mars credit Le Quotidien AFP

Credit : Le Quotidien / AFP

Elon, please come back from … Paris long Holiday.

RF – August 20th, 2018

Don’t miss l’Écritoire !

Event if you can’t read (my) French, read that, and rush to this great Parisian writer’s Café près de La Sorbonne !

Joli bar agréable et confortable, limite club anglais dans les douillets fauteuils du fond, bibliothèque au mur et tables bistrot en bois à l’ancienne à l’intérieur, avec terrasse fraîche devant la fontaine de la place de La Sorbonne, comptoir en zinc qui a connu le Picon-citron et les oeufs durs en arbre de Noël, cuisine et personnel sympa, wifi gratuit et on ne pousse pas à la surconsommation, atmosphère un tiers Sorbonne (certains matins, profs et étudiants en grandes discussions sur l’avenir de la France ou la date limite de remise d’un rapport de mastère), un tiers touriste sachant lire et écrire (on n’est ni dans les quartiers pour tarés blindés de fric et autres dépensiers à crédit gratuit, ni trop près des débits de boissons industrielles pour dragueurs de tous genre et autres exhibitionnistes de cabriolet diesel en leasing, sextoys en location, et montres en toc), un tiers troquet honnête où l’on mange du sincère, et un petit tiers latino chic (la patronne, le secret du wifi, et la musique le matin). Et puis, un bon gros chat qui garde la terrasse à l’heure du laitier et va pisser négligemment dans les bacs à plantes quand il a vraiment envie de communiquer avec vous …

Bref, un des mes favoris pour le café du matin et plus si affinités.

RF – July 2018

#CrazyFrance #FunkyParis Is Alain Juppé gonna come back (again) ?

I don’t think it is advisable, but I admit it is possible … that the French right side, and France, be ready for suicide .. again.

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Is That Real Bad Time for Donald #Trump ?

Some Clinton fans pretend they have found  evidence, that Donald tried to grab #Paris’ pussy, when attending college.

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Can it be true ?

A sex tape floating in the web shows Paris flirting with a red-haired handsome, and she seems to be in her college time in the film, but was it … at Wharton ?

Bad time for Tourism in #Paris, France

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Bye, Paris, France

After Kim Kardashian rushing from her luxury hotel, Vladimir Putin staying alive away from Elysée Palace … bad indian summer for Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo’s tourist office (not to mention French President François Hollande re-election polls …).

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Hi, François from Paris !

I don’t know what happened to #KimKardashian in #Paris, and I don’t give a d…

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A so-called “Kim Kardashian” allegedly was tasting French Fries in Paris, France.

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Possibly she spent the night somewhere insanely expensive.

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Supposedly she was stolen jewels worth a few millions of dollars.

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Apparently she could not do any good selfie, neither catch any Pokemon.

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Therefore (or for any other reason), maybe she is gone drink coffee elsewhere.

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Who knows ?

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And who cares, appart from Paris Mayor’s so-called spin doctors ?

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Beware sex on the beach

La Plage avec Plaisir

Dura sex, sed lex ?

More (in French, sorry) : https://renaudfavier.com/2016/08/19/cest-pourtant-pas-la-mer-a-boire-de-se-debarrasser-des-provocateurs-en-burkini/

Beware (sex on the) beaches, in Mediterranean countries (and be careful in France, with ou without burkini swimming clothes), this summer …

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Junk(ies) in #Paris #France ? No comment …

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Credit : Reuters / Charles Platiau – via The Telegraph

Never mind the French … garbage in the streets.

Its smell is actually better than the stinking cigares on café terrasses, the toxic diesel particles in the streets (especially for kids and dogs and dwarves with their nose lower, and possibly better, than ours), and the dirty hands of too many French (politicians, but not only).

Besides, after a few decades of French style socialism “à la Saint-Germain des Prés”, many French, especially Parisians without subsidized housing and a job in the administration, football or the glamour business, have no better choice for food than picking up rotten cherries, disposed caviar and other junk food left by the richer tourists and more famous sociali(s)tes.

More (by The Telegraph, in Oxbridge British English, of course, not French or other globbish junk) : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/09/pictures-of-the-day-9-june-2016/a-waiter-stands-near-a-pile-of-rubbish-bags-in-front-of-the-cafe/

Vive la France (de gauche caviar de maintenant) !

No comment, indeed.

Reno – June 10th, 2016

The French Love it Short #PanamaPapers

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“Let’s see the list of those who don’t cheat, it will be shorter” – Credit : Wingz

French KISS (Keep It Short, Stupid) is good, but tax cheating comes more often.

More about #PanamaPapers (in French, sorry) : https://surlepouceparis.wordpress.com/2016/04/05/cest-la-guerre-economique-au-panama-maintenant/

RF – April 7th 2016