Tag Archives: Elysée

You don’t understand WTF is happening in France ? Never mind, nobody does, besides, nobody cares about #Benallagate…

Only one nobody knows, minds, and cares about this #Benallagate (or not), but nobody should care, he is nobody, and he is French.

Hollande à la plage

Former sitting tenant at Elysée Palace, Paris, France, François Hollande, at current work …

More (in French, sorry) : https://renaudfavier.com/2018/07/23/cest-un-scandale-detat-benalla-benallagate/

Even more (also in French, sorry again) : https://renaudfavier.com/2018/07/19/faudrait-voir-a-retrouver-le-langage-du-bon-sens-sur-benalla-et-pas-se-monter-la-tete-pour-une-petite-barbouzerie-de-rien/

Still more, but no more after (and again in French damned !) : https://surlepouceparis.wordpress.com/2018/07/23/benalla-sest-deja-reconverti/

RF – July 24th, 2018

PS : last, and least : https://surlepouceparis.wordpress.com/2018/07/24/on-devrait-jamais-faire-dans-lhonnete-quand-on-est-ne-pas-bien-rase/

#CrazyFrance #FunkyParis Is Alain Juppé gonna come back (again) ?

I don’t think it is advisable, but I admit it is possible … that the French right side, and France, be ready for suicide .. again.

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Come see domestic cattle and wild politicians, and vice-versa, at #Paris “Salon de l’Agriculture”

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French President Hollande at “Salon de l’Agriculture” in Paris

More (in French, sorry) : http://renaudfavier.com/2016/03/01/le-diable-est-dans-les-etables-sia2016/

Renaud Favier – March 3rd, 2016

Never mind, it cannot get much worse in France …

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Evolution of French presidents since the 1950’s – Credits : Jean-Marc

It cannot get much worse @Elysee … but some French spin doctors are working on it …

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Renaud Favier – September 30th, 2014

Never mind, it’s just the French (already) fighting again for Elysée Palace

General view of Hotel Matignon in Paris

Matignon Palace, Paris, France

The French have always loved red carpets, palaces, romance, and “grandeur” …

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Credits : Placide

This explains why French would be visitors and politicians queue-up by the hundreds when the palace is open for public visits, or fight like starving living deads to get invited for cocktails, garden-parties or dinners at “The Elysée Palace”. http://renaudfavier.com/2012/09/15/les-journees-du-patrimoine-2012-en-france-et-en-europe-cest-maintenant/

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This must be the reason why the French former leader Nicolas Sarkozy is coming back into the ring http://surlepouceparis.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/sarkome-back-les-vraies-raisons-du-retour-de-nicolas-sarkozy/ 

Sarkozy

Credits : Chappatte (tbc)

This must be why current French leader François Hollande has not resigned yet, in spire of disastrous polls http://renaudfavier.com/2014/09/20/france-la-foire-aux-petits-vains-honni-qui-aux-nains-y-pense-maintenant/

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Credits : Chrib

Renaud Favier – September 20th, 2014

Don’t worry, this is just Hollande’s #France

Football France

Don’t worry, if you support another European political team, this is not the new French socialist government at Elysee Palace, only the ongoing (where ?) French “Président de la République”, his assistant (with ball) and some French football apparatchiks.

Don’t worry either if you support another country’s football team, these people and other politicians will be in Brazil at the beginning of the football World Cup, but they will just play and talk politics, eat and drink expensive foods, enjoy the beach and bitches, and come back as fast as possible for their summer holiday in France, when they realize it is winter in Brazil.

Don’t worry, it’s juste nowadays’ France.

Renaud Favier  – May 31st, 2014

 

You know what ? François Hollande is happy …

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The leftist French President is on the right of the picture

The current French President François Hollande was invited in Germany, and was given a barrel of salted fish as a “souvenir”.

You know what ? He is happy, because in France, they would have thrown the fish, or maybe some barrels, at him …

More about Germano-French diplomacy (in French, sorry for German-only twitters) http://renaudfavier.com/2014/05/11/avant-la-france-avait-une-politique-etrangere-mais-cetait-avant-maintenant-elle-a-des-politiques-etranges/

Renaud Favier – May 11th, 2014

“Can he fix France ?”, asks Time magazine. “Yes, we can faster” says … French François Hollande. But who cares ?

Time François Hollande France

No comment. But who cares #IRL, anyway, about France after (or even during) Charles de Gaulle, about yet another French big mouth from Corrèze François Hollande, or about whatever French XXIst century‘s President‘s speeches, be they in English ?

Yes We Can See Friday

France is a big, somewhat fat, but never big enough, thing, somewhere between Krueger Safari Park and Tivoli Holiday Park

Renaud Favier – February, 7th2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Walk

Please don’t laugh at François Hollande … laugh at Hollande’s France … unless U prefer watch rugby

François Hollande Queen Elisabeth

Hollande is at work (or so he pretends and some of his family and friends pretend to believe to make him happy).

François Hollande

Credits : Placide

France is not.

France

Hollande is at (economic) war (or so he, many of his fans, and a few of his ministers believe).

Made in France

France is no longer at whatever war (was it ever since Trafalgar ?).

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Credits : Deligne – Urtikan

Hollande has an arguably good sense of humour (though basically oldschool male chauvinistic, from Corrèze, with a 70’s touch, as he was a student then).

Hollande at War

French Village People Hollande Style at War against Rightist conservatism everywhere – Credits : Nicolas Dahan

Most of the French have an arguably a disastrous XXIst century style sense of humour, whatever their geographic origin, favourit gender, or political bias.

Manifs Paris France

Credits : Nicolaz

Hollande is an absolute loser, of course …

Skyfall Hollande

Bur France cannot always win (good rugby game, England, but have a nice week-end watching other naked bottoms shows on British TV) …

The French Love the Brits

Nobody’s perfect (especially current French President François Hollande) …

Renaud Favier – February, 2nd, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Walk

France, Hollande, Sex, Love Affairs, Frenchonomics, Paris, … No comment !

No comment on François Hollande sex affairs

French Perv’, former French Finance Minister and former IMF General Manager, Dominique Strauss-Kahn

So French …

No comment, with subtitles : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG511mV9zx0

French (long) Version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGj4oDt2Ia8

Spanish (long) Version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9sJ0LHRNDc

No comment … yet, but relax, be cool, there’s a press conference by current French President François Hollande Tuesday afternoon (16h30, Palais de l’Elysée, Paris, just in time for the famous French “5 à 7”).

Vive la France !

Renaud Favier – January, 14th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

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