Tag Archives: Sex

Happy #OrgasmDay from #Paris, with Love

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Orgasm #InRealLife is good …

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But sex #OnScreen comes more often.

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Is That Real Bad Time for Donald #Trump ?

Some Clinton fans pretend they have found  evidence, that Donald tried to grab #Paris’ pussy, when attending college.

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Can it be true ?

A sex tape floating in the web shows Paris flirting with a red-haired handsome, and she seems to be in her college time in the film, but was it … at Wharton ?

Beware sex on the beach

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Dura sex, sed lex ?

More (in French, sorry) : https://renaudfavier.com/2016/08/19/cest-pourtant-pas-la-mer-a-boire-de-se-debarrasser-des-provocateurs-en-burkini/

Beware (sex on the) beaches, in Mediterranean countries (and be careful in France, with ou without burkini swimming clothes), this summer …

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#AshelyMadison is good (if you like publicity for your extra-marital sex life), but Public Transportation comes more often

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How to improve (b…us) traffic (on your b…log, what did you think ?)

You may not meet your next  “fiancé(e)”, or “Live SexToy”, as easily as a click on  www.AllezMadIlsSont.fr (or any of the www.meatIt.sex or www.youPork.porn) by just taking the right bus in Paris in the summertime, but you might enjoy a better view if you chose the right seat …

Renaud Favier – August 27th, 2015

Never mind, it’s just the French (President) at work (again)

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So, the French President used to have a mistress (Valérie Trierweiler, a leftist journalist, like most French journalists), like most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that. But unlike most of the French, his mistress was not a bonus (in French : “c’était pas un cadeau”), not a hot “5 à 7” like the French scooter drivers love to say, but the almost official French “First Lady”.

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Golden teeth ?

 

Then, sexy Hollande officially dismissed the official mistress and started an unofficial relationship with another mistress, lovely Julie Gayet, an actress of course, but unlike most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that, she was (besides she was a “she”) not another mistress, neither the mistress aside the First Lady, but just what the French call “Plan Q”, a “sex friend” in English.

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Then, nobody really knows who left whom, but the French President was officially alone with his kids of another former, still older, mistress, for the summer holiday, and everything was seemingly perfect and quiet, French business as usual, if not hot and sexy as hell, in the best of French paparazzis, spin doctors, and summer book vendors’ worlds. 

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Then, the former, former mistress wrote a book about her relationship with François Hollande, and the lovely Paris Indian Summer weather suddenly changed at Elysée Palace … 

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But never mind, a French storm (“tempête sous crânes chauves”, in French) in Paris is not a Rio Butterfly, nobody gets hurt, nobody even notices but the Parisians, and some French in France.

Renaud Favier – September 10th, 2014

 

Yes, French pop star Nicolas Sarkozy is rock n’ rolling again in Paris !

Crédits : Burki

Read more about it (in French, who else would care ?) : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/03/21/sarkozy-en-overdose-dhormones-de-croissance-au-printemps/

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Let’s hope Sarkozy will not try to sing the Miley Cyrus way to wake up his fans …

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Though, on second thoughts, maybe it would be more … grown-up.

Renaud Favier – March 23, 2014 – Facebook Compétitivité – LinkedIn – English

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#Frencholitics … Sex is (currently) has-been, it’s about Money (now), and Power, stupid !

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Copé – Fillon and other UMP (right moderate) young leaders for the future of France

Frencholitics …

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Ayrault (Prime Minister) – Duflot (Minister) – Hollande (President) – Credits : Placide

In France, most politicians are basically never-been much, and talking, eating, womanizing, travelling and complaining forever after a few months as ministers (and well paid for that, with excellent fringes, early and golden parachute and/or retirement).

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Laurent Fabius, former prime minister – Pierre Lellouche, former minister

Some try hard to be funny, because they heard on TV, that most women prefer funny people …

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JM Ayrault – Prime Minister of France

Some try to get rich(er), because they heard on TV, that most people prefer rich and generous friends when it comes to paying restaurants or holidays.

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French political cuisine : Et voilà !

Some try to become president (of this, that, to France), because they read in French history books, that it’s easier with (some) women when one has power.

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Credits : Luz – Charlie Hebdo

Some French politicians can read English …

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But most prefer read “Le Monde”, watch French TV (especially if they are on the screen), and internet porn.

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Most would pay a fortune (out of other people’s pocket) to get their picture on front page of a French newspaper, especially right before elections in France.

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Frencholitics …

More (in French) about the latest scandal in French politics : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/02/27/8-millions-boire-la-tasse-de-cafe-ce-nest-pas-donne-a-tous-a-ump/

Renaud Favier – Feb, 27th 2014 – Facebook Compétitivité – LinkedIn – English

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Duralex, sex lex …

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No comment, one should always abide by the local laws, even at sleep hours.

Renaud Favier – Feb, 20th 2014 – Facebook Compétitivité – LinkedIn – English

Frenchonomics     Compétitivité 2012 couverture

Vive la France !

 

And now, François goes to Hollywood ?

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“Hello … Good Bye” – Credits : Stephen Crowley – The New-York Times

François Hollande and his dreamers’ team were the guest stars of Tuesday’s big French dinner de … prestige at the White House. But the day after laughter in Washington is business breakfast in (Hotel ?) California. Then, French business lunch time !

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Crédits : Henry Michel

It may not be as much fun as François Hollande’s Roman (or wherever) Holiday.

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Credits : Plantu

It may not be as sexy as François Hollande’s 5 to 7 (or whenever works) in Paris.

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Crédits : Alex

But Hollande’s visit to SF Paris French Tech Hub will be a cool California Dream.

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Credits : Aptopix – Web / Press

François does not go to Hollywood, but to SF to watch real economics at work.

Renaud Favier – February, 12th2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

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No comment by French President François Hollande @Elysee

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Please don’t ask about the French President’s private business. Especially if you are British. He will not be amused, as he already answered a journalist last week in England. And neither ask about Paris politics, Frenchonomics, weather in France, or wars abroad. Don’t …

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Renaud Favier – February, 6th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

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