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The French Love it Short #PanamaPapers

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“Let’s see the list of those who don’t cheat, it will be shorter” – Credit : Wingz

French KISS (Keep It Short, Stupid) is good, but tax cheating comes more often.

More about #PanamaPapers (in French, sorry) : https://surlepouceparis.wordpress.com/2016/04/05/cest-la-guerre-economique-au-panama-maintenant/

RF – April 7th 2016

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Never mind, it’s just the French (President) at work (again)

Sex

So, the French President used to have a mistress (Valérie Trierweiler, a leftist journalist, like most French journalists), like most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that. But unlike most of the French, his mistress was not a bonus (in French : “c’était pas un cadeau”), not a hot “5 à 7” like the French scooter drivers love to say, but the almost official French “First Lady”.

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Golden teeth ?

 

Then, sexy Hollande officially dismissed the official mistress and started an unofficial relationship with another mistress, lovely Julie Gayet, an actress of course, but unlike most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that, she was (besides she was a “she”) not another mistress, neither the mistress aside the First Lady, but just what the French call “Plan Q”, a “sex friend” in English.

François Hollande France

 

Then, nobody really knows who left whom, but the French President was officially alone with his kids of another former, still older, mistress, for the summer holiday, and everything was seemingly perfect and quiet, French business as usual, if not hot and sexy as hell, in the best of French paparazzis, spin doctors, and summer book vendors’ worlds. 

François Hollande France

Then, the former, former mistress wrote a book about her relationship with François Hollande, and the lovely Paris Indian Summer weather suddenly changed at Elysée Palace … 

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But never mind, a French storm (“tempête sous crânes chauves”, in French) in Paris is not a Rio Butterfly, nobody gets hurt, nobody even notices but the Parisians, and some French in France.

Renaud Favier – September 10th, 2014

 

Eromantic Paris, Hollande’s France Shocking (18+)

Paris France Love Amour Serge Gainsbourg Jane Birkin

Socalist Eromantic Republic of France used to be such a romantic country for tourists, normal or not …

Paris Match France Hollande Trierweiler

Paris was such a beautiful, perfect city for lovers, simple minded or not …

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Paris Dames used to be so lovely and sophisticated, French or not …

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But as Premières Dames change, things are changing for sightseers in France.

Love Paris France Sightseeing Tourist Tourism Romantic

Things change for love(rs) in Paris, since times of brothels and whatever hotels.

DSK France Paris Love Sex

Even Premières Dames are changing, nowadays, in François Hollande’s France.

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Shocking, isn’t it ?

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Credits : Pugh

But there is more love, much worse socialist romantism, to come in France …

Paris Love Hollande #PS Socialism

More about the new French socialist Perv in Paris, in French : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/21/french-kiss-is-good-but-hollande-sex-comes-more-often/

More about other “Fukushimas” in Hollande’s socialist France, in French : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/20/et-du-cote-de-s-autres-fukushima-s-ca-va-mieux-qua-elysee/

More about the future of the new ex French Première socialist Lady, in French : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/26/quel-avenir-pour-valerie-trierweiler-ex-journaliste-muselee-maintenant-twitteuse-liberee/

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Credits : EPA – So French, So Good …

Renaud Favier – January, 26th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's GoBonus (but please click on pictures for more “net-land-arted” multimedia, especially Serge Gainsbourg music) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYLkWB-N8c4

What (stupid) did French President François Hollande do, this time ?

Valérie Trierweiler

The French First Lady, away from the media a few days, was not informed yet, that no new war was declared, no Moody’s “A” was lost, neither another corruption scandal happened, but a little Parisian story started in Paris, at Elysée Palace …

Julie Gayet François Hollande style Vacances Romaines

Nothing she should get angry about, just normal French business …

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But maybe she should start looking for a new, better, taller French Kisser …

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Maybe she should look for a new player for her “The Elected King and I” game …

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Maybe she should consider a more glamorous lover for her next sumer holiday …

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Maybe somebody should tell her something is rotten in her kingdom of France .

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No hands …

Maybe no need.

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Credits : AFP / Closer

Read more (in French) about the latest Parisian hot story : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/12/ah-lhumour-correzien/

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Credits : Wingz /+ Metronews

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Café du Matin à Paris

Renaud Favier – January, 13th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Go

The Fall of France (according to a Yankee freelance journalist in Newsweek), so what ?

So, the French are falling, according to (an old Yankee lady writer selling papers to Newsweek now and then from her rest place in Paris, as reported in) facebook.

NEWSWEEK-facebook The Fall of France

The Fall … or the … Fool(s) of France ?

But what’s France ? It is about 1% of world’s population, mostly in Europe, many of them catholics, socialists and too fat, either because of too much food, not enough work, or both, most of them only interested in French football (soccer), French politics, usually both.

Vive la France d'Astérix et Obélix les Gaulois

But what’s the point for others ? France is a country with nuclear weapons and an inclination for economic depression, economic socialism, or both. Therefore its crisis, failures, elections, dreams and nightmares matter to countries and people of real world.

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Their current Leader Maximo (maxi-mots in French) is a nobody, named Hollande (not France, surprisingly enough), but the country was named after an older Gaulois called “de Gaulle”, like the main Paris airport, and the French floating airport, then changed to “France”, nobody really remembers why. But who cares in the rest of the world ? Nobody, except the French.

François Hollande France

Credits : Aurel – “World of sh… for the French François Hollande”

So what ? Why waste time and energy bashing the French ? As a matter of fact, nobody knows, but it’s fun (if you’re not French), and  if you don’t know why, bash anyway, the French most surely know, as they know everything better than others (or so they trust, like they believe in French socialism, French Football, “Francophonie”,  Santa Claus and other fairy-tales). And as they can’t speak English, nobody will understand  if they happen to complain to somebody who is willing to listen to them.

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So, the French (fries) are falling, but it doesn’t matter, nobody cares anymore about French “cuisine”, nowadays, even the French eat pizza, kebab and sushi with their coffee.

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One French coffee ; kiss ; fry bashing a Day, keeps the doctor (and the French) away, especially if one drinks French Wine and eats French cheese and foie gras whilst bashing : the civilized Yankees and Brits call it the “French Paradox”.

Best Wishes, from Paris, with Love : http://bonneannee2014.wordpress.com

2014 !

Renaud Favier – January, 6th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Go

No, it can’t be Christmas disturbing yet … not at Tea (For Two) Time

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Renaud Favier – December, 14th, 2012 – Café du matin à Paris

Some additional e-reading may be needed about artists, politicians, our common world, Europe, Euro-nomics, France, Frenchonomics, the options for future Competitiveness in France in spite of all reports, elections, airports, funerals and funerals of reports, airports or elections …
… about French Politics, French Wine, French Climate, French Changes and other sad issues that may be of interest even if of little importance for the real XXIst century in the world.
Please click on hereafter pictures if you don’t wanna be a potatoe couch watching the weather forecasts on Fox TV and let others enjoy sun, success, beach, love, Champagne, French learning bashing whilst you seat back in your chair reading the Sun, the Guardian or even worse and more biased against civilisation, the Financial Times or the Economist.

            

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All you always wanted to know about last fortnight (or so) in #France but were afraid (didn’t care ?) to ask

The French are in a bad mood. But how come ? They live in (one of) the best countries in the world, they can come and go to and from Brussels, Geneva or Montecarlo whenever they want, and they have (one of) the best foods of the world.

October, 8th : the French argue about pigeons, or #geonpi, fort that matter. Nobody really undestands what this French mess is all about, but it must be a French tradition to go for pigeons as they don’t celebrate thanksgivings. Maybe they already can’t afford “poule au pot”, or “foie gras”, or even plain “pâtes aux truffes” anymore.

October 7th : the French discuss geese Fashion. How could they possibly complain about that ? Appart from the fact, that Paris no longer is the world’s capital city for fashion, and that the French have bought German cars and fashion for a while, and consider Chinese ones, now.

October 6th : the French discuss French cars at Porte de Versailles. How can they possibly waste time discussing such lame ducks ? It must be a French tradition of some kind at that time of the year, another French paradox.

 October 5th : the French discuss socialism and luxury bags. Whatever works, if they like it …

October 4th : the French discuss about time. Not Time magazine, but past, future, present, that sort of things. Everybody got lost in (time) translation.

October 3rd : the French discuss good old times, when Citroën convertible cars were real big convertible cars, French world leaders were real big world leaders, and #MondialAuto was real big Salon de l’Auto de Paris.

October 2nd : some French discuss books and litterature, that sort of thing they consider as important as food, love and politics, whereas moste of the rest of the real world thinks it’s basically a business like any other kind of art that can make money.

October 1st : the French discuss Handball. Some Blues seem to have got caught red handed, somehow. French sport business as usual, nobody cares, but some French.

September 30th : the French forgot to complain (it was Sunday, but usually, they don’t stop complaining just because it’s Sunday). Anyway, that was quite enjoyable for the rest of the word, as when the French stay in their own comfort zone (without talking), it’s magic Sunday for all others.

September 29th : the French discuss the French budget for 2013. No comment, everybody knows they are very good at discussing but very bad at budget, and the result can’t be very palatable. Who cares anyway (but some French) ?.

September 28th : the French discuss foreign cars. No comment, real French lovers should not need that, but if they like it, whatever works and it’s better to ride a German Panzer than to kill endangered animals, for the same absence of results.

September 27th : the French twit about the iPhone5, like the rest of the world (for once).

September 26th : the French President discusses Syria with some diplomats and chiefs of states at the UN while other world leaders play with their iPad, prepare for their own speech, or read their emails or notes, depending on wheter they have run out of smartphone battery yet. Not even the French care (about Syria). (Nb the French also discuss unemployment in France, that day, but let’s talk about it later).

September 25th : the French talk about Chili con carne. Nobody in the world can possibly believe that, but that’s the way it is, now, in the country of the French Paradox. That must be “le changement”. Let them talk about French foods (French fools ?).

September 24th : some French politicians try to talk about environment. Let the French ecolocrats talk together and discuss against themselves.

September 23rd : some French are going with the wind (at Coupe Icare, near Grenoble). Let them fly under the sunshine.

September 22nd : some French don’t laugh. Let them try and find a good joke.

September 21st : some French laugh. Some others don’t. Let’s not interfere, it’s their own problem if they don’t all have the same / a good sense of humor.

Nothing really new under the French sun last fortnight (or so) : some laugh (at France or in France, that’s just geography), some don’t (in France, or about France, that’s just history), and other folks just work (like the Germans or Chinese), or just don’t work (like the Greeks or those people with a lot of oil under their feet), but nobody is really afraid by France anymore really cares to ask about France anymore.

Renaud FavierOctober 9th, 2012Café du matin à Paris

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Some additional e-reading may be needed about Europe, Euro-nomics, France, Frenchonomics, the options for future Competitiveness in France in spite of it all …
… French Politics, French Wine, French Climate, French Changes and other sad issues that may be of interest even if of little importance for the real XXIst century in the world.
Please click on hereafter pictures if you don’t wanna be a potatoe couch watching the weather forecasts on Fox TV and let others enjoy sun, success, beach, love, Champagne, French learning bashing whilst you seat back in your chair reading the Sun, the Guardian or even worse and more biased against civilisation, the Financial Times or the Economist.

            

Downloading some relevant pdf for printing is another option for readers with a taste for “real” paper books (or just no Kindle, but an iPhone, an iPad or whatever else works to e-read).

               
           
          
           
       

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