So, the French President used to have a mistress (Valérie Trierweiler, a leftist journalist, like most French journalists), like most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that. But unlike most of the French, his mistress was not a bonus (in French : “c’était pas un cadeau”), not a hot “5 à 7” like the French scooter drivers love to say, but the almost official French “First Lady”.
Golden teeth ?
Then, sexy Hollande officially dismissed the official mistress and started an unofficial relationship with another mistress, lovely Julie Gayet, an actress of course, but unlike most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that, she was (besides she was a “she”) not another mistress, neither the mistress aside the First Lady, but just what the French call “Plan Q”, a “sex friend” in English.
Then, nobody really knows who left whom, but the French President was officially alone with his kids of another former, still older, mistress, for the summer holiday, and everything was seemingly perfect and quiet, French business as usual, if not hot and sexy as hell, in the best of French paparazzis, spin doctors, and summer book vendors’ worlds.
Then, the former, former mistress wrote a book about her relationship with François Hollande, and the lovely Paris Indian Summer weather suddenly changed at Elysée Palace …
But never mind, a French storm (“tempête sous crânes chauves”, in French) in Paris is not a Rio Butterfly, nobody gets hurt, nobody even notices but the Parisians, and some French in France.
Renaud Favier – September 10th, 2014
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged amour, François Hollande, France, French Kiss, French Lover, James Brown, Julie Gayet, love, Love on the beat, Paris, scandal, Serge Gainsbourg, Sex, sex machine, Valérie Trierweiler
French Perv’, former French Finance Minister and former IMF General Manager, Dominique Strauss-Kahn
So French …
No comment, with subtitles : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG511mV9zx0
French (long) Version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGj4oDt2Ia8
Spanish (long) Version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9sJ0LHRNDc
No comment … yet, but relax, be cool, there’s a press conference by current French President François Hollande Tuesday afternoon (16h30, Palais de l’Elysée, Paris, just in time for the famous French “5 à 7”).
Vive la France !
Renaud Favier – January, 14th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris
Posted in Arts, France, Humour, Sports
Tagged affairs, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Elysée, Faire l'amour, femme, François Hollande, François Mitterrand, France, French, Julie Gayet, Liar, love, Love Affaire, Make love, musique, Palais de l'Elysée, Paris, Porno, Président de la République, Première Dame, PS, République Française, scandal, Serge Gainsbourg, Sex, sexy, Valérie Trierweiler, Vaudeville
France may be the best place to live happily under the sun. Some people (with a red carpet) say, it may not last forever. Some say, it may not last for long. But as long as the French manage with Frenchonomics and borrow money for free, it’s cool.
Some say, there ‘s nothing like a free
loan lunch, and one needs to borrow a lot to afford French retaurants. Anyway, it’s still holiday time in France, always look on the bright sun salt sight side of France life and enjoy Paris-Plage as long as it lasts.
Please, kindly click on the French cat to read more about it in French (but never awake the sleeping cat, especially the fat kind, of course), or just find a way to bypass it and follow the beach reading in English.
Renaud Favier, August 14th 2012
Some additional e-reading may be needed about how to think smarter about the future of Europe, France, Britain and other places of the changing world these days. (Please click on pictures if you don’t wanna be a potatoe couch watching things happen on TV and others enjoy sun, success, beach, love, Champagne, French
learning bashing whilst you seat back in your chair reading the Sun, the Guardian or even worse and more biased against civilisation, the Financial Times).
Downloading some relevant pdf for printing is another option for readers with a taste for “real” paper books (or just no Kindle, but an iPhone, an iPad or whatever else works to e-read).
* * *
To “Compétitivité” : Please click : http://madeinfrance2012.wordpress.com/
To go to “Voyage en 2012” : Please Click : http://rf2012.wordpress.com/
To “France 2012” : Please click : http://occupyvousdefrance.wordpress.com/
To “English Coffee” : Please click : https://bestcoffeeinparis.wordpress.com/
To go to “Café du matin à Paris” : Please click : http://renaudfavier.com/
* * *
I’ll be back soon(er or later)
Posted in Arts, Change, Europe, France, Humour, Sports
Tagged Angela Merkel, bank, Bankster, banque, Beach, Beach Volley, café, cat, caviar, champagne, Chat, coffee, crise, crisis, croissant, danger, David Cameron, debt, dette, dragon, Eiffel Tower, England, Euro, Euroland, Eurozone crisis, fat cat, Finance, foie gras, François Hollande, France, free lunch, French, French restaurant, Fun, Gainsbourg, game, Germany, Happiness, Happy, holiday, Hollande, humor, humour, interest rates, joke, loan, London, Luxe, Luxury, markets, Olympic Games, Paris, Paris-Plages, Plage, red carpet, Renaud, restaurant, Riviera, Saint Tropez, Sea, sea sea and sun, Seine, Serge Gainsbourg, Sex, shark, sport, Sports, Sun, Tour Eiffel, Tourism, wine