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Never mind, it’s just the French (President) at work (again)

Sex

So, the French President used to have a mistress (Valérie Trierweiler, a leftist journalist, like most French journalists), like most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that. But unlike most of the French, his mistress was not a bonus (in French : “c’était pas un cadeau”), not a hot “5 à 7” like the French scooter drivers love to say, but the almost official French “First Lady”.

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Golden teeth ?

 

Then, sexy Hollande officially dismissed the official mistress and started an unofficial relationship with another mistress, lovely Julie Gayet, an actress of course, but unlike most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that, she was (besides she was a “she”) not another mistress, neither the mistress aside the First Lady, but just what the French call “Plan Q”, a “sex friend” in English.

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Then, nobody really knows who left whom, but the French President was officially alone with his kids of another former, still older, mistress, for the summer holiday, and everything was seemingly perfect and quiet, French business as usual, if not hot and sexy as hell, in the best of French paparazzis, spin doctors, and summer book vendors’ worlds. 

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Then, the former, former mistress wrote a book about her relationship with François Hollande, and the lovely Paris Indian Summer weather suddenly changed at Elysée Palace … 

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But never mind, a French storm (“tempête sous crânes chauves”, in French) in Paris is not a Rio Butterfly, nobody gets hurt, nobody even notices but the Parisians, and some French in France.

Renaud Favier – September 10th, 2014

 

Springtime eco-cleaning in Paris, France

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“I recycle my ex-wife, this is ecology (François) Hollande style” – Credits : Dubuz

More about it (in French) : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/04/03/tout-ca-pour-ca-elections-ps2-bercy2-socialoliberalisme-piegeac/ 

And now, François goes to Hollywood ?

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“Hello … Good Bye” – Credits : Stephen Crowley – The New-York Times

François Hollande and his dreamers’ team were the guest stars of Tuesday’s big French dinner de … prestige at the White House. But the day after laughter in Washington is business breakfast in (Hotel ?) California. Then, French business lunch time !

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Crédits : Henry Michel

It may not be as much fun as François Hollande’s Roman (or wherever) Holiday.

Francois Hollande cartoon

Credits : Plantu

It may not be as sexy as François Hollande’s 5 to 7 (or whenever works) in Paris.

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Crédits : Alex

But Hollande’s visit to SF Paris French Tech Hub will be a cool California Dream.

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Credits : Aptopix – Web / Press

François does not go to Hollywood, but to SF to watch real economics at work.

Renaud Favier – February, 12th2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Walk

No comment by French President François Hollande @Elysee

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Please don’t ask about the French President’s private business. Especially if you are British. He will not be amused, as he already answered a journalist last week in England. And neither ask about Paris politics, Frenchonomics, weather in France, or wars abroad. Don’t …

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Renaud Favier – February, 6th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Walk

Eromantic Paris, Hollande’s France Shocking (18+)

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Socalist Eromantic Republic of France used to be such a romantic country for tourists, normal or not …

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Paris was such a beautiful, perfect city for lovers, simple minded or not …

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Paris Dames used to be so lovely and sophisticated, French or not …

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But as Premières Dames change, things are changing for sightseers in France.

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Things change for love(rs) in Paris, since times of brothels and whatever hotels.

DSK France Paris Love Sex

Even Premières Dames are changing, nowadays, in François Hollande’s France.

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Shocking, isn’t it ?

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Credits : Pugh

But there is more love, much worse socialist romantism, to come in France …

Paris Love Hollande #PS Socialism

More about the new French socialist Perv in Paris, in French : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/21/french-kiss-is-good-but-hollande-sex-comes-more-often/

More about other “Fukushimas” in Hollande’s socialist France, in French : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/20/et-du-cote-de-s-autres-fukushima-s-ca-va-mieux-qua-elysee/

More about the future of the new ex French Première socialist Lady, in French : http://renaudfavier.com/2014/01/26/quel-avenir-pour-valerie-trierweiler-ex-journaliste-muselee-maintenant-twitteuse-liberee/

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Credits : EPA – So French, So Good …

Renaud Favier – January, 26th, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's GoBonus (but please click on pictures for more “net-land-arted” multimedia, especially Serge Gainsbourg music) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYLkWB-N8c4

OldSchool French Kiss, no New Hollande Comment

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French Kiss

No (Hollande) comment.

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French (so-so) good education … Credits : BestImage / PurePeople

So French, so good …

Renaud Favier – January, 21st, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

Let's Go

 

Everybody laughs at François Hollande, France … But no comment @Elysee, Paris

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Did somebody in France fart, as those who can speak French seem to believe ?

No Comment.

France François Hollande Love Affair

Those who want to laugh, talk about France; Those who can’t talk French, laugh … Crédits : Burki

Even the Swiss smile about France (but the truth is, they must be jealous, as actress Julie Gayet, allegedly new mistress of the President, is quite lovely, indeed …) : http://www.lematin.ch/people/scenes-nue-julie-gayet/story/17508186

But no comment.