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(French President) Hollande keeps calm and goes (s)Cuba

Keep Calm Cuba

French socialist President Hollande keeps diving …

Renaud Favier (http://renaudfavier.com) – May 12th, 2015

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France at War in Iraq, or Charles de Gaulle at WarGame at sea, or vice-versa, or not at all ?

Menegol

Credit : Menegol

More about France at war against the Islamic State in Iraq (in French, sorry) http://renaudfavier.com/2015/02/25/le-charles-de-gaulle-en-mer-rouge-contre-les-barbares-islamistes-de-daech-vaste-programme/

More about the Charles de Gaulle at wargame at sea (in French too, sorry again) http://parispotemkine.wordpress.com/2015/02/25/le-porte-avion-charles-de-gaulle-symbole-de-la-france-potemkine/

More about France (sorry …) http://occupyvousdefrance.wordpress.com

Sorry, France (and sorry, Charles) …

Renaud Favier – February 25th, 2015

Who told François Hollande, that Québec is a kind of French speaking California and that Indian Summer is warm and sunny ?

Canadian-eh-funny-cartoon

Credits : Dollghan

More (in French, sorry) about Hollande’s eco-trip to Canada http://renaudfavier.com/2014/11/03/hollande-au-canada-preparation-de-petit-break-politique-comme-juppe-ou-tentation-de-mba-genre-montebourg/

More about the business side of the French President trip to globbish speaking Canada (Frenchonomics at work in Canadian America …) http://frenchonomics.wordpress.com/2014/11/03/la-diplomatie-deconomique-franchouillarde-au-canada-maintenant/

More about Frenchonomics http://www.youscribe.com/catalogue/livres/actualite-et-debat-de-societe/actualite-evenements/frenchonomics-2015790

More about France http://occupyvousdefrance.wordpress.com

More suspended, free, French coffee http://cestalire.wordpress.com/2014/01/21/un-e-cafe-suspendu-au-hasard/

Some English coffee http://cestalire.wordpress.com/2014/01/27/british-coffee-please/

Renaud Favier – November 3rd, 2014

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Never mind, it cannot get much worse in France …

France

Evolution of French presidents since the 1950’s – Credits : Jean-Marc

It cannot get much worse @Elysee … but some French spin doctors are working on it …

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Renaud Favier – September 30th, 2014

Never mind, it’s just the French (already) fighting again for Elysée Palace

General view of Hotel Matignon in Paris

Matignon Palace, Paris, France

The French have always loved red carpets, palaces, romance, and “grandeur” …

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Credits : Placide

This explains why French would be visitors and politicians queue-up by the hundreds when the palace is open for public visits, or fight like starving living deads to get invited for cocktails, garden-parties or dinners at “The Elysée Palace”. http://renaudfavier.com/2012/09/15/les-journees-du-patrimoine-2012-en-france-et-en-europe-cest-maintenant/

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This must be the reason why the French former leader Nicolas Sarkozy is coming back into the ring http://surlepouceparis.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/sarkome-back-les-vraies-raisons-du-retour-de-nicolas-sarkozy/ 

Sarkozy

Credits : Chappatte (tbc)

This must be why current French leader François Hollande has not resigned yet, in spire of disastrous polls http://renaudfavier.com/2014/09/20/france-la-foire-aux-petits-vains-honni-qui-aux-nains-y-pense-maintenant/

Chrib

Credits : Chrib

Renaud Favier – September 20th, 2014

Never mind, it’s just the French (President) at work (again)

Sex

So, the French President used to have a mistress (Valérie Trierweiler, a leftist journalist, like most French journalists), like most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that. But unlike most of the French, his mistress was not a bonus (in French : “c’était pas un cadeau”), not a hot “5 à 7” like the French scooter drivers love to say, but the almost official French “First Lady”.

francois hollande Valérie Trierweiler

Golden teeth ?

 

Then, sexy Hollande officially dismissed the official mistress and started an unofficial relationship with another mistress, lovely Julie Gayet, an actress of course, but unlike most French, especially French politicians or Presidents of this or that, she was (besides she was a “she”) not another mistress, neither the mistress aside the First Lady, but just what the French call “Plan Q”, a “sex friend” in English.

François Hollande France

 

Then, nobody really knows who left whom, but the French President was officially alone with his kids of another former, still older, mistress, for the summer holiday, and everything was seemingly perfect and quiet, French business as usual, if not hot and sexy as hell, in the best of French paparazzis, spin doctors, and summer book vendors’ worlds. 

François Hollande France

Then, the former, former mistress wrote a book about her relationship with François Hollande, and the lovely Paris Indian Summer weather suddenly changed at Elysée Palace … 

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But never mind, a French storm (“tempête sous crânes chauves”, in French) in Paris is not a Rio Butterfly, nobody gets hurt, nobody even notices but the Parisians, and some French in France.

Renaud Favier – September 10th, 2014

 

Don’t worry, this is just Hollande’s #France

Football France

Don’t worry, if you support another European political team, this is not the new French socialist government at Elysee Palace, only the ongoing (where ?) French “Président de la République”, his assistant (with ball) and some French football apparatchiks.

Don’t worry either if you support another country’s football team, these people and other politicians will be in Brazil at the beginning of the football World Cup, but they will just play and talk politics, eat and drink expensive foods, enjoy the beach and bitches, and come back as fast as possible for their summer holiday in France, when they realize it is winter in Brazil.

Don’t worry, it’s juste nowadays’ France.

Renaud Favier  – May 31st, 2014