Yes, we can … make motorbikes in France. But please don’t tell anybody, that only 8 jobs will be created, whereas 800 or more French politicians, including Arnaud Montebourg of course, showed up at the “plant” to drink Champagne, smile and celebrate.
Yes, French children can go to school sometimes, and they even meet teachers not on strike, sometimes. But please, don’t tell anybody the way we spell “two dwarves” (deux nains), now, after the last spelling reform by a couple of dull guys with big glasses.
Yes, we can still eat Chabichou Poitou (Mrs Royal’s -the former Mrs Hollande-, homeplace when she is not politicing in Paris) Cheese in France, although we are not sure it’s not made in Germany with Italian milk, as the Germans have become world leaders in cheese too, and the French have now eaten their milk-cows after their white bread, the cakes and the brioches. But please keep your mouth shut.
And yes, Hollande can be as “normal”, careful and with a good sense of humour a French professionnal politician as they can be, a former student at French Graduate Business School HEC, and one of the best students of his generation at the ENA, where all future French civil servants, would be expensive TV experts and ruinous #IRL gurus in Frenchonomics, and most future politicians who can’t speak English (otherwise, they would go study politics and economics at Oxford or Cambridge), neither German (otherwise they would go study democracy and competitiveness in Germany or Switzerland), and cannot count (otherwise, they would study at Polytechnique or in California) are educated (the well known ENA “Promotion Voltaire”, which doesn’t mean Canapé Voltaire, but best seats for leftists, is currently “at work“, if one may say).
Please, don’t say a word, it might get even worse if the bad, French lawyers (remember Mitterrand and Sarkozy …) come back in the driver’s seat of France.
Please, don’t laugh #LMAO either.
Please, help the French save France ! #IRL
Or maybe better just never mind about Frenchonomics, Frenchvironment, Frenchlitics, French books, French Diplomacy, Frenchlections, French old or new lost wars, Frenchbungabunga, French football, French food, competitiveness, corruption, and other French, remote, desperate, small Fukushimas, Munichs, and lost Paris of the France we love in spite of all …
It’s just France and the French as usual, after all. Let’s have a coffee, read a decent eBook, let the crazy ones talk together about France in French, and go back to real business, serious issues, less insane countries and leaders, and more sustainable, decent causes.