Tag Archives: England

Think out of the box to get out (upwards) of the #Brexit chaos

There seems to be a Dr No’s black hand (and crazy brains) behind the mirror in the Brexit scenario, doesn’t it ?

Or, rather, a “Casino Royale” (but of course the 1967 “original”) flavour …

 

 

 

 

Anyway, whatever, whoever the James Bond, the question is : can somebody save Britain, Europe, and possibly the world as we know it and have learned to manage to cope with, from post European Union mess and oldschool bureaucrats leadership ?

 

 

 

Or are we all doomed to chaos (note how the 1967 “goodies” strangely look like Nespresso coffee capsules) under the ruling of psychotic dwarves ?

 

Let’s hope, that, whatever happens, wherever this all leads us, we have an enjoyable journey …

 

 

RF – November 18th, 2018

Byzeway, may I suggest some way out ?

Why shouldn’t Britain resign (no, not reign) Europe, as Brexit voters suggested, and then join either Ireland, or Scotland if and when independant, to enjoy Europe without disrespecting voters ?

Let Them Play #EngCro #FifaWorldCup #QueLesMeilleursGagnent #AllezLesBleus

Let them talk !

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Mammy Blue says : “Allez Les Bleus !”

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Mrs President says : “Allez les Bleus !”

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Everybody says : “Que les meilleurs gagnent !”

Let them all say : “Allez les Bleus” (which in French is : “Que les meilleurs gagnent”, of course).

RF – July 11th-15th, 2018

No news, good news … from the Rosbifs ?

So, whatabout this Brexit (or not Brexit), the new Prime Minister, all that British news ?

No comment … #Brexit

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More (in French, sorry) : https://renaudfavier.com/2016/06/27/bref-le-referendum-netait-que-consultatif-cest-dailleurs-pour-cela-que-hollande-consulte-sur-le-brexit/

Reno – June 27th, 2016

Please don’t laugh at François Hollande … laugh at Hollande’s France … unless U prefer watch rugby

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Hollande is at work (or so he pretends and some of his family and friends pretend to believe to make him happy).

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Credits : Placide

France is not.

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Hollande is at (economic) war (or so he, many of his fans, and a few of his ministers believe).

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France is no longer at whatever war (was it ever since Trafalgar ?).

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Credits : Deligne – Urtikan

Hollande has an arguably good sense of humour (though basically oldschool male chauvinistic, from Corrèze, with a 70’s touch, as he was a student then).

Hollande at War

French Village People Hollande Style at War against Rightist conservatism everywhere – Credits : Nicolas Dahan

Most of the French have an arguably a disastrous XXIst century style sense of humour, whatever their geographic origin, favourit gender, or political bias.

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Credits : Nicolaz

Hollande is an absolute loser, of course …

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Bur France cannot always win (good rugby game, England, but have a nice week-end watching other naked bottoms shows on British TV) …

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Nobody’s perfect (especially current French President François Hollande) …

Renaud Favier – February, 2nd, 2014 – Facebook Café du matin à Paris

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Tax in France : so what, now ?

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No, France is not a tax heaven, whatever tax credits, “niches” and loopholes they may have, grow or invent for entrepreneurs and rich people to stay and create jobs, finance innovation and buy or export “made in France” goods. Not yet.

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And some rich and famous with brains, not only quite good football and rather average tennis players, have realized that the French borders, not to mention the Berlin Wall(s), are over.

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But no, not all the rich and have of France rush to, or stay in Britain, whatever “Tapis Rouge” here and there.

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Credits : Placide

And things may change in France, thanks to climate change and heavy raining and snowing in Europe.

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Credits : Glabergen

Change for the better with the support of the best tax-experts and consultants.

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Credits : Alex

Things may improve thanks to computers.

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As France goes for world’s best practices, benchmark(et)ing and state of the art tax techno and propaganda.

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Credits : Glasbergen

Things may improve step by step, after a few coffee cups in Paris-Bercy …

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Things may really improve, if and when French tax ministers read English.

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Lenine used to say “The Soviets are communism with electricity”. Nowadays France may be communism with a keyboard and coffee.

More about French attractiveness : http://madeinfrance2012.wordpress.com/2013/06/05/attractivite-france-quid-ici-et-maintenant/

More about French taxes : http://renaudfavier.com/2013/06/11/cest-le-grand-jour-le-grand-soir-cetait-avant/

More about French politics : http://occupyvousdefrance.wordpress.com

By the way, don’t forget, tonite is the deadline for French internet tax form.

Renaud Favier – June 11th, 2013 – Facebook Competitiveness – LinkedIn

Frenchonomics      Compétitivité 2012 couverture

#France (or rather #Hollande ?) in #Mali, Africa, now. So What, Camel ?

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As the French, especially socialist politicians, are well known for misbehaving wherever, with whomever, from snails to rabbits, via oysters and cleaning ladies, and although the French socialists (socialites ?) swear their law for gay mariage is no open door for other things the catholics don’t recommend, the camel that was given to François Hollande in Tombouctou seem to dislike the idea, that he (she ?) may have to move to Paris and live among the French socialites (socialists ?).

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If you can’t enjoy eating it (the French way, or talk, or socialist, or socialite), avoid ,or at least don’t swallow it (the French talk, or way, or socialite, or socialist) … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxeKfutSzO0

More about it (in French, but with pictures, movies and even music) : http://renaudfavier.com/2013/02/03/ensemble-tout-devient-possible-au-mali-maintenant-et-chameau-soit-qui-mali-pense/

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Renaud Favier – February, 3rd, 2013  – Café du matin à Paris

Ps : Byzeway, Beckham will not fight in French speaking Mali, Africa, but play in  mainland French speaking football desert Paris, Qatar France, now that he is 37 years old. Five months only, because otherwise, he might have to pay insane taxes in France. And with no salary, because one never knows with the insane French, they might invent a tax for foreign people living abroad but spending their money in Paris. And without spouse, because in insane France, “c’est le bordel”, even more than usually, nowadays.

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