Tentative translation :
Gland des facs = college freak
Punk à chien des Landes = post hippie with dog from the French deep countryside
Réac du rail = railways teamster
Convergence des luttes = Tinder without even a sex purpose
RF – May2018minus12days
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Credit : Sanaga
Why 2018 will not be a replay of 1968 in Paris ?
Because stones are to heavy for nowadays students to throw at the police